This piece of feedback was given to me in 3rd grade.
Kudos to the teacher for thinking I knew what pizzazz meant. I probably thought it was just a cool alternative way to spell pizzas.
I mean, I agree with my 9 year-old brain to an extent. If your writing doesn't mention pizza at least once, you definitely need more pizza. Even if you are writing about serious things like global warming or thermo-dynamics, add more pizza to your prose. Maybe not literally. The essence of bread, cheese, and tomato sauce will do. Because pizza always brings joy, and if you write with more of it in mind and in heart, everything will be okay. Especially in the late working hours.
Since then, I've realized she was telling me my writing wasn't brimming with vitality or excitement. So now, this rubric is like a personal vendetta to write nothing unless it's full of pizzazz.
I also work well with several pizzas on hand.